Yvette Feilding creator of the Universe?

I found this post on a blog totally randomly and found it incredibly amusing. Mainly because it conjured up memories of watching Blue Peter after school and even writing to them to let them know I was a staunch advocate for the plight of the environment, I was 10.
And yes, with the reply came the legendary Blue Peter badge. It was the rarely seen green and white badge instead of the blue and white. It got me into Glasgow Zoo for free. The same Zoo that was closed years later for cruelty to animals.

Atheists, christians, muslims, jews, Bob, Fred and hell even you Margeret.?
I offer you another religion, it makes as much sense as the other ones. I put it to you that the universe was created by Yvette Feilding, she constructed it some 48 billion years ago with old loo roll tubes, sticky backed plastic and empty ice-cream pots. After putting it into a cupboard and forgetting about it she found it some 13.2 billion years ago and decided to use it. She is the most successful Blue Peter presenter and so is clearly the architect behind the whole universe, other Blue Peter presenters are either prophets or saints and need be respected. I propose that Yvette Feilding inserted herself into this current time frame to guide us, and that we should honor her by becoming tax exempt and really rather zealous. Religious sermons involve watching Blue Peter episodes and learning from them.